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If you haven't read the first two parts of Walt's series, then you've been ill or away from your computer. (For some of us, those two are synonymous.)

Log in, click the title, and read (or reread) the first two parts. You'll find it time well spent –  if you like to laugh.

In the first of a two-part series, Adam Powell details some of the signs that will help an umpire identify fans who may be out of control.

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Click the title to read how everyone and anyone can screw up a softball game.

Here's Part II of a saga only too familiar to assignors — and quite amusing to us working umps.